Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Al's live commentary on the below entry

...ima give you my comments as I scroll down the blog so you get my reaction as I was reading it:

"Oh shit, I iron. Damn emlocke talks a lot. Its not what you should do but what you should n...oh you say that. Good thing bread took down a lot of the miami photo shoot pictures. A lot of chicks post on my wall, but I guess they refer to me as "daddy" or "sexy" or "dark chocolate" which means im in the clear for being mistaken for gay, not that anythin is wrong with that (people's sexual preference is no ones business but their own). Yeah you and preet had a thing goin for a while. Hehehe, other picture where youre posin as a depauw alpha phi sister. I appreciate the arm movement and voice change, it helps me pay attention when you talk. That's probably why I don't listen to emlocke. 2 sweater vests isnt a lot, its 2 more than I have but its not a lot. I almost cheered when you said "im really fuckin good at it" after "I like to dance". If I wasn't in the office and the plumbing guy didn't look at me every time I laughed, I would have. OH!? Whats wrong with black coffee, huh? Yeah the 88 girls thing, not so good, but my first assumption is that they were all pretty nice girls instead of ugly mean chicks. I don't own a scarf, but I was thinkin of getting one. Necto may be gay, but what we were doin there certainly was not. God of manual transmittion! I love grabin my crotch and objectifying women. And I love "in a cosmic fucking way". Cock-shaped box?!! That's some deep shit dave. Well not deep shit, but deep shit. Im still lookin for that perfect hole (yeeeeah). Hahahahaha! Peeing on the side does sound kinda fruity. I remember some girl saying to me, "what is that sound? Its so loud. Is that you peeing?". So let it rain. And make them clear it out!"

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